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My original NG account which I had created in '05 or '06 was hacked. So here I am. I blam just about everything. I miss the old Newgrounds trends. I'm a classic portal hipster. Fak you, chump.

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SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Warrior 25 Points Kill 25 Executioners. Medal Stats.
Gun 5 Points Obtain the Gun. Medal Stats.
Sword 5 Points Obtain the Sword. Medal Stats.
Halo 5 Points Obtain the Halo. Medal Stats.
Immovable Object 5 Points The boss is immortal. You are not. Medal Stats.
Who Turned Out the Lights!? 5 Points You've got that "One Hit Left" look about you Medal Stats.
Going down singin' 10 Points Kill a bat Medal Stats.
Lil' green death parcels 5 Points Unlock the grenade Medal Stats.
The Midnight Massacre 25 Points Kill 100 zombies Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 6 different games.)

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Hello there, I'm a bassist/drummer/vocalist hailing from Columbus, Ohio. I've been with Newgrounds since I was 11 or 12. I never got around to submitting anything other than a few tracks where I covered bass and vocals (growls, grunts, gutturals, all exhale). I'm trying to cover and record a few Cannibal Corpse songs and some Cryptopsy and Dismember. Maybe even some of the newer more guttural brutal death metal out there as well. I need anyone who can shred. If you'd like to collaborate, hit me up on here! Again, I'm a bassist. Vocals are nothing. Don't matter to me whose growling or burping or whatever. It's the instrumental aspect I'm trying to achieve.
I'd really like to cover some Cannibal Corpse songs, maybe some Cryptopsy. Fuck, Morbid Angel, Suffocation and Decapitation. Some Massacre, too. There are a few tracks off From Beyond that could use some revisitation.

If you're interested, PM me or comment below. \m/ Hail Satan! :D